“Could you be any more pathetic? Lone figure, sitting on the floor, wondering if he’s going to be lonely for the rest of his life.”
“Oh, hey. Your sensitivity is really… Nonexistent”
“You know what your problem is? You’re not a man!”
“Again, not appreciating the brutal honesty.”
“Do you know what girls find sexy?”
“No. Wait, let me guess. Water polo?”
“Confidence! Watch this. Seth?”
“Yes?”
“I don’t have a days to the cotillion. Would you be my escort?”
“I mean.. I…”
“Confidence, Cohen.”
“Let’s do this.”
Hugh Laurie’s hilarious Golden Globe Best Actor acceptance speech